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Blonde in First
Class
In
a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde
sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to
economy since she did not have a first-class ticket.
The blonde
replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm
not moving."
Not wanting to
argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to
speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please
move out of the first-class section.
Again, the
blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York,
and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot
returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The
captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle
this."
He went to the
first-class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She
immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the
flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that
finally persuaded her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her
the first-class section wasn't going to New York." | 
