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God
Was Just About Done Creating The Universe...
Seems God was just about
done creating the universe, but had a couple of left-over things
left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve
in the Garden.
He told the couple that
one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up
and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found
hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one
of you wanted that ability."
Adam popped a cork.
Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to
do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh
please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When
I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it
rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that
gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please........." On and on he went
like an excited little boy (who had to pee).
Eve just smiled and
shook her head at the display. She told God that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that
would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one
given the ability to stand up and pee.
And so it was. And it
was...well, good.
"Fine," God said, looking
back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes,
multiple orgasms..."
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