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The Price You
Pay For Being Good
3 Men were
waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However
good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in
heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated
on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I
still love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife a lot". He gets
a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw
the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the
man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates". |